VT Deathrider Update

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Unsurprisingly enough, the evildoers at Vermont Deathrider have not yet repented of their sinful ways. Despite my repeated prayers and entreaties, which anyone can see numerous times in their comments sections, they continue to ignore the voice of reason, sanity, and hope in Christ.

I mention them again because I feel it is important that as many good Christian folk as possible contact these Vermonters. Saving the soul of one of Satan’s living minions will grant you twice the Blessedness of saving someone who has yet to renounce their humanity and consign their soul to the flames for the cheap thrills of Ben & Jerry’s ice cream and snowboarding into a wolf’s maw. I feel confident that if enough of us write into this blog, urging these people to reject Satan and all his works, we can turn them away from the path of damnation.

I cannot perform this Herculean task alone. I need the help of God, and of God’s flock. And that means you, brothers and sisters. Together, we can defeat the scourge of Liberalism, of Satanism, of Communism, of Islamism; together, we can destroy snowboarding and the other works of Darkness. United we stand, divided we fall.

Thank you, and good night.

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One Response to “VT Deathrider Update”

  1. soizon Says:

    this is a joke right?

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